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paleredsunday:

brighteyedbaby:

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

This is bullshit because it wouldn’t get that much detail so small we literally have a 3d printer and it would take hours-days to create that just on the computer and then about 5 hours to print so I don’t think so no

are

you

seriously

calling

me

a

liar?

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houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

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hahafunnylol:

I compare winter to be the Justin Bieber…

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laughmorebehappy:

Biggest Food Fails: Check out these unbelievable food fails! #4 will CRACK you up! http://ichirokanami.tinycontentbytes.me/food-fails

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lauraagudelo272:

Funny pictures of the day (70 pics) Moses Fishing

lauraagudelo272:

Funny pictures of the day (70 pics)
Moses Fishing